November 2017 Club Competition: Cookie beers

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The risk of making a joke suggestion is that people will take it seriously.

Entries for this comp should be styled after any of the seasonal cookies available from young ladies camped outside grocery stores.

Available options:
s'mores
"Stretched thin by" mint chocolate
"Gimme samoa that" caramel, coconut, and chocolate
"Tag along with" peanut butter, chocolate, and biscuit
"Sing do-re-mi-fa do-si-do to" peanut butter sandwich
"Curses! Trefoiled again by" shortbread
"Thanks a lot for" shortbread fudge
"Need citrus assistance? File for lemon aid with" lemon shortbread
"Savannah smiles for" lemon and sugar
toffee "tastic?"
"Da triomigos enjoy" peanut butter, oatmeal, and chocolate chip